Starting a New Life Abroad

Clues!

X: Hey, how are you? I heard you came down here last
weekend but you didn’t call me I’m sorry about the other weekend. I got ill
and had to cancel my plan to visit you. I couldn’t call because as usual, my
phone got blocked thanks to the bills. But I emailed you. Hope you’re okay.

Y: Hey, you! I’m okay, dear, and where the hell have you
been??? Everyone said you’d come last weekend so I thought I’d turn up
unannounced and give you a surprise. But you didn’t come! Never mind about the
other weekend. BTW, I never got your email. You take care now.

X: You know, you’re on my top list whenever I need someone
to talk to. But I’ve stopped myself from sharing though I’ve got loads to tell.
I want to talk to you so bad. But I don’t want to burden you or anything cause
I know you’re busy.

Y: Oi! We’re mates, rite? Mates are supposed to cause burden
on each other! *LOL* Just pick up the phone and call me! I’m free on most nites
anyway. I’m ready and willing to be your thrash bin. Alrite?

X: *LOL* I’m so happy to have a mate like you, honey. Will
give you nothing but problems to solve from now on then.. don’t you worry! BTW,
are you gonna…
*bla bla bla*
*starts talking about a completely different topic*
?

………

Questions!

Which one, do you think, is the bullshitter?

Which one, do you think, comes up more often with a list excuses?

Which one, do you think, puts more effort to be a good friend?

Which one, do you think, is less reliable?

Which one, do you think, tells the truth?

………

Conclusions!

Emotional dependency or overrated logic.

I can’t bloody read minds!!!!

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Final words!

We are mind-blowingly and brain-teasingly strange little creatures.

If one day I get struck by lightning that will bizarrely give me a sudden urge
to get hitched, boy… am I glad I’m not gonna marry one!